The 5 Squad Health Metrics
A squad audit scores your friend group on 5 metrics: Reliability, Fun Factor, Drama Level, Loyalty, Cohesion. Each metric page explains what it measures, why it matters more than people assume, the signs of a healthy score, the warning signs of a failing one, and concrete steps to improve it. The five metrics interact — reliability underpins everything, and drama can quietly tax the rest — so the audit reads them together rather than in isolation. A group that scores well on four metrics and badly on one is not 80% healthy — the weak metric usually taxes the rest until it is addressed. Take the quiz to get your group's scores, then come back here to interpret them.